Despite Popular opinion, I really do have friends, well at least I think I do, I mean I suppose that they could all be being nice to me, do you know some one like that, someone who nobody likes but everyone is nice to them anyway, I suppose I could be like that, have you ever thought of that, think back are your so-called "friends" nice to you even when you do something dumb, if so you too could be like that kid, the one that no one likes but everyone feels sorry for, are you a candidate for that position, could it be you that I'm referring to, think about it, think about it carefully, you never know who your true friends are, do you, I mean what if every one is really putting you on, or are you just happy to have friends, are you content in not knowing, are you truly loved by all and hated by none or are you pitied by all and liked by none, the more I think about this the more I get scared, could it really be, could I be one of the pitied, one of the humored, think carefully about this, do you really want to know the answer to this question, or are you happier in the fantasy life you now hypothetically lead?

In order to see who my real friends (well most of them are real) go here!

P.S. That was a tribute to a run-on sentence. for the longest I've ever seen, go here.